Tags: humour

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"Sun Bear"

Sorry to be a bit spam-y today but the woman training me for my new job isn't here till Monday and I basically have nothing to do. I'd feel bad if I went home because I am getting the odd question I can answer which leads to a burst of work for about five minutes every hour or so...

Anyway, a sequel to "Little Bear" had been bubbling in my brain for a while because a surprising number of comments to the story asked for a Zelenka bear.

I... couldn't resist...

Title: Sun Bear
Author: kellifer_fic
Category: Fluffy crackalicious John/Rodney
Rating: PGish... if even.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Yadda.
Notes: Sequel to Little Bear

Summary: “Oh no… John!” Rodney wailed, falling to his knees.

“Oh no John, what?” John asked from behind him.


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Ficlet Five

So I did it... I wrote Teal'c fic!

Image hosting by PhotobucketTitle: "A Wrestler Unto Me"
Picture from: crayonbreakygal
Is: PG
Summary: Jack and Teal’c shuffled in, both looking a little worse for wear and Teal’c clutching a crushed cowboy hat. Jack looked pissed in both senses of the word and Teal’c just looked confused.
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Image hosting by PhotobucketTitle: "Working It Out"
Picture from: annerbhp
Is: PG
Summary: Despite all this, she had never really been able to figure out Teal’c.
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Image hosting by PhotobucketTitle: "And Yet"
Picture from: nakedtoes
Is: PG
Summary: He gets by with a single spoken word that covers all manner of sins.
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Ficlet Duo

Image hosting by PhotobucketTitle: "Burden"
Picture from: paian
Is: PG
Summary: But here, in this quiet room and in the dead of night, unwitnessed and unburdened, he can say it and mean it and not regret that it is out.
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Image hosting by PhotobucketTitle: "Recovery"
Picture from: katcorvi
Is: PG
Summary: “Was I terrible?” she asks, looking at the glass in her fingers and not at him.
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Image hosting by PhotobucketTitle: "Steak and BJ Day"
Picture from: sheri47
Is: PG
Summary: There was a squawk of protest and then Daniel came barrelling down Jack’s hallway, looking flustered and holding his pants closed with one hand.
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Next batch of ficlets

I log on to work, do 10 minutes worth of stuff... wait for an hour for Malaysia to do their bit. Work for 10, wait for Korea to do the same. Thus has been my day. Yep, kill me now.

Ficlet the Second
Title: "Protector"
Suggested by: ccoun
Is: an intimate (not necessarily sexual) moment between Jack and Daniel.
Is: PG
Summary: “You’re just a trouble magnet, no matter where you are,” Jack sighs.

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Ficlet the Third
Title: "Contrition"
Suggested by: janedavitt
Is: Teal'c/Daniel and a hug for comfort
Is: PG
Summary: When Teal’c had reached out and just put his arms around Daniel, he had frozen, arms pinned at his sides and not knowing what to do.

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Ficlet the Fourth
Title: "In Absentia"
Suggested by: rowan_d
Is: Sam/Daniel
Is: PG13
Summary: He knows her too well.

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Ficlet the Fifth
Title: "Compare and Contrast"
Suggested by: sheri47
Is: Sam/Jack/Daniel ...how about showering together...or size comparison... or both. (I went with both... naturally!)
Is: PG13
Summary: Sam notices where his eyes went and looks annoyed, but then a sly smile crosses her face

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Ficlet the Sixth
Title: "Breakfast of Champions"
Suggested by: surreallis
Is: Jack and oatmeal. (JK seconded the Daniel/Sam/Jack vote so this went that way aswell).
Is: PG
Summary: “It’s nice to know you’re, you know, onboard. For future reference,” Daniel remarked dryly.

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"Braced" - by Kellifer_fic

Title: Braced
Author: kellifer_fic
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Yadda.
Category: Action/humour - Atlantis Gen with leanings of Weir/Sheppard

Notes: Written as backup for her_xcelncy for swficathon who wanted... anything. Boy, I wish all my ficathon assignments were so easy... *grins*

Summary: “No. We need you to be able to walk after this,” she said, trying to shimmy up further as well.

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'Little Bear' by Kellifer_fic

While waiting for my stuff to be beta'd, *superfox* shooed me away by saying "Go write something John/Rodney for me, and make it fluffy"

I took her literally. She's going to hurt me.

Title: Little Bear
Author: kellifer_fic
Category: Fluffy
Rating: PGish... if even.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Yadda.

Summary: “Yes, Rodney?” Elizabeth’s voice chirped brightly and Rodney sighed. They’d been having such a good, incident-free week and he hated to ruin it.

“Doctor Weir, we have a… slight problem.”


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